Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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