He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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