i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i already hear my dad disowning me
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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