what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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