But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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