i think my tv is drunk
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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