U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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