But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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