Non-Jews are for practice
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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