I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
