Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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