Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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