help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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