what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
This house was built for laser tag.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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