i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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