my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
MIDGETS
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So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
