I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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