So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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