She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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