i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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