I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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