It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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