lets start a swedish sibling band together
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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