she was so not down for the gang bang
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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