brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
The Olympian is in my bed
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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