He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Randomize
