If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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