i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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