is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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