Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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