I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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