Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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