I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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