You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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