I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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