I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize