He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Randomize
