I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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