sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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