After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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