Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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