It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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