Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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