and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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