CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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