We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
as a side note pls kill me
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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