Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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