I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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