He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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