Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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