how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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