operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
tell me about the eggs
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