Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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