You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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