Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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