the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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