You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
he shaved USA in his pubs
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm like, not good at living.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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